The finest crew to sail the seas of literary adventure!

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Captain E. Hook

(a.k.a. Erin L. Schneider)

Home Port: Seattle, WA


Me heart may lie on the wild blue seas
Too bad me stomach disagrees
I'll always be searching for that treasure that's sunk
And hoping to find a swashbuckling hunk
One who shivers me timbers and offers a hand
When we're far out at sea, far away from dry land
We'll sail off in the sunset, like tales from a book
Because after all, I'm Captain E. Hook! 

Erin is represented by Lisa Grubka of Fletcher & Company. Her YA Contemporary debut, SUMMER OF SLOANE, was published by Disney-Hyperion on May 3, 2016 and the paperback version will be released May 2, 2017.

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Meet Captain E. Hook


Dread Pirate B.

(a.k.a. Bridgid Gallagher)

Home Port: Southeast UT


For the record, I have ten fingers, five on each side.

I prefer dueling with my wits over a sword. I consider masks to be high fashion, and I do believe that black will always be in style. Scaling cliffs may hold a dear place in my heart, but I'm up for any adventure - whether it's on high seas or deep in the pages of a good book.

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Meet Dread Pirate B.


Boatswain Jane

(a.k.a. Stephanie Scott)

Home Port: Greater Chicago

Hailing from the land of the Great Lakes in a town called Kalamazoo where there are no zoos, Stephanie took up the quill to pen stories of adventurous lasses n’ lads. She sets her trade routes through Romance Writers of America and YARWA (say it like a pirate!) and helps writers prepare to walk the query plank in online pitch contests. She calls Sarah LaPolla from Bradford Lit her first mate, and her debut ALTERATIONS about a fashion-obsessed loner who reinvents herself will drop anchor in 2016 by Bloomsbury Spark. 

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Bonny Kitty Cutlass

(a.k.a. Kathryn Holmes)

Home Port: NYC area

Kathryn was born and raised in the landlocked state of Tennessee, but now makes port in Brooklyn, NY, with her husband and a treasure trove of books. She's represented by Alyssa Eisner Henkin at Trident Media Group, and her YA debut, THE DISTANCE BETWEEN LOST AND FOUND (HarperTeen) hits the high seas—and landlubbers' bookshelves—on February 17, 2015. When not writing, she's been known to reel and jig with the best of them as a contemporary dancer on stages across New York City.

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Meet Bonny Kitty Cutlass


 (A.K.A. Patrice Caldwell)

Home Port: NYC

As an Aquarius, water has always been Patrice's natural element. She identifies as an introvert-gone-wild and is, at times, as whimsical as the sea itself. When not luring sailors to their watery ends (or rather, reading a good book on the beach) she writes genre-bending fiction for young adults and middle graders. Most of her stories feature life-changing secrets, forbidden friendships, and the coolest girls you'll ever meet. Patrice currently lives near the port city of Boston, MA, but soon she'll be sailing down the Atlantic to NYC, where she'll be working as an Editorial Assistant at Scholastic!



Curly McGee

(a.k.a. G. Myrthil

Home Port: Connecticut

Ahoy, me hearties! I hail from coastal Connecticut. (Aye, I’m a beach-lovin’ gal. All that’s missin’ is me own boat!) By day I work with little landlubbers at an elementary school, and by night I scribble stories for teenage lads and lasses. Way I see it, there's no greater treasure than a bloody good book. Yo ho, yo ho, a writer’s life for me!

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Meet Curly McGee


Guppy Guts Skullcracker

(a.k.a. Heidi Sinnett

Home Port: Ontario, Canada

Some may shout I was born on th' briny deck 'o a scurvy pirate ship amid 40 foot waves. Truth be that I hail from th' cold north, wit' ne'er a sea to be found on either shore 'o Ontario.

Me days be spent carousin' th' shelves 'o me local book depository, 'n me nights be full 'o gettin' me swashbucklin' adventures down on paper. None better'n th' Stringer Literary Agency 'n th' lovely Marlene Stringer to spy wit' me through to me goals 'o havin' me tome bound 'n sold to bands 'o pirates that can read.

As me fair mum tol' me: Be who ye arghhhhh! A writer I be!

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Meet Guppy Guts Skullcracker


Jas Ketch, Siren of the Seychelles

(a.k.a. Kris F. Oliver)

Home Port: Sarasota, FL

When she’s not luring unsuspecting sailors on th’rocks with her dubious ways, this pirate lass be navigating her small crafts ‘round the sandy coves and briny bays of Florida. When the tide’s out, she spends her lantern hours scribbling down tall tales with a nib made from a frigate feather. When the ink’s run out, there’s still time for carousin’, keelhaulin’ the landlubbers and the odd nipperkin.

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Meet Jas Ketch, Siren of the Seychelles


Kegstealing Kelly


HOME PORT: Gilbert, AZ

Dead men really do tell tales and when they do I write them down! Be properly warned: In my YA contemporaries and YA mysteries, me hearties survive scurvy scum, fight villainous scoundrels and chart their course through the stormy seas of high school.  While I may be a landlocked landlubber in Gilbert, Arizona my heart belongs to the cool waters of the Pacific. My enemies get the sword, my crew gets hand knit hats and socks. My only regret is that there’s no wifi or Netflix on the Brig.
Kathleen Rushall of the Marsal Lyon Literary Agency is my Cap’n.
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Lady Byrd Bonebreaker

 (a.k.a. Sara Biren)

Home Port: Minneapolis, MN

Lady Byrd Bonebreaker has been scribblin’ down tall tales since she were a wee lass. Tho’ she be a mite more comfortable in port, she be inspired by the high seas and fancies the water. She were anchored along the vast North Shore o’ Superior o’ the Great Lakes, the River Minnesota, and now the River Crow. Most turns o' the hourglass, she be managin' the shenanigans o' her two wee rapscallions, searchin’ for treasure in the pages o' her vast collection o' bound missives, or helpin’ other scrawlin’ scallywags learn the writin’ ropes. Ahoy, mates - tho' her name and her temper be fierce, she be o' good heart.

Sara is represented by Steven Chudney of The Chudney Agency. Her debut novel, THE LAST THING YOU SAID, will be published by ABRAMS - Amulet Books in spring 2017.

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Meet Lady Byrd Bonebreaker


Lost Girl of the Dark Sea

(a.k.a. Judi Lauren)

Home port: South Carolina

This Lost Girl once dwelled in the Midwest and misses those winters. She’s now docked her ship in an area where thar be way too many bugs and green leaves durin’ December. She currently be savin’ all her doubloons for when she can hoist her anchor and set sail for her chosen city of treasures, New York.

Though she became an official “adult” five years past, she still scribbles realistic books for teens that be exploring a darker side to the teenage years. She drew on her own experiences in life to spin her tales of woe.

She roped bonny lass Tina Schwartz of The Purcell Agency into being her agent some months past.

You can usually find her swabbin’ the decks at Entangled Publishing or at her own website. She loves to read any YA, NA, and adult books in her spare hours. She has an unnatural obsession wit’ Chicago, Dean Winchester, and Friends (the TV show). Ye can connect with her on TwittArrr.

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No-Beard the Gnarly

(a.k.a. Noelle Henry)

Home Port: Northern arizona

Noelle grew up in Illinois whar she could often be found pillagin' th' local library fer jolly books to read. She graduated from DePaul University wit' a B.S. in chemistry (powder kegs n' cannon fire be a particular speciality) before gettin' married 'n startin' a bonny family.  She now be anchored in Northern Arizona wit' her first-mate husband n' a pair o' sons, whar she substitute teaches rapscallions by day n' scribbles realistic contemporary yarns fer teens by th' light o' th' moon. Five years ago, when th' bilge-sucking cancer wanted to hornswaggle her to Davy Jones' locker, she forced it to walk th' plank. She is a Stage IV colon cancer survivor.

Noelle is represented by Beth Miller of Writers House.

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The Saucy Saber

(a.k.a. Christina June)

Home Port: Washington, D.C.

Yo ho ho!  When she's not writing tall tales, Christina is busy helping young lads and lassies decide which position on the ship is their destiny.  Christina is a voracious reader, loves to travel, eats too many cupcakes, and hopes to one day be bicoastal – the east coast of the US and the east coast of Scotland.  She lives just outside Washington DC with her husband and the world’s most rambunctious five-year-old scallywag.  She is represented by Kevan Lyon of MLLA and her debut novel, IT STARTED WITH GOOD-BYE, will be published by Blink/HarperCollins in 2017.

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Swashbuckling Sal

 (A.K.A. Sarah Tolcser)

Home Port: New Orleans, Louisiana

Sarah first learned to sail on the lakes of the Adirondacks, but after graduating from St. Lawrence University, she hoisted anchor and was off to southern waters. When not privateering for plunder with pistols blazing, she writes YA fantasy, science fiction, and adventure. Sarah lives with her first mate and three ship’s cats in a hundred year old house in New Orleans. She is represented by Susan Hawk at The Bent Agency. 

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Pirates Emeritus

Past pirates who were treasured members of our crew - they might be back, so keep an eye out!

Our crew wouldn't be complete without:

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Scullywags The Macaw

Home Port: Aboard the YAB Pirate Ship, perched happily on the Dread Pirate B.'s shoulder.

Scullywags isn't friendly. You'll want to watch your fingers around this one.

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Jynx The One-Eyed Rat

Home Port: Scurrying about the YAB Pirate Ship

Jynx is a punk. He's like a sullen teenager stuck in the body of a rat.

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Gandalf The Great White

Home Port: Swimming in the waters wherever the YAB Pirate Ship may journey!

Gandalf likes to eat people. Mostly fish, but people too. (Just thought we should warn you.)

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Leonardo di Lemur

Home Port: Preferably on the shoulder of Jas Ketch, aboard the YAB Pirate Ship!

Leonardo is suave and sophisticated. He also has a thing for mustachioed ladies. 


Annabelle the Kraken


Annabelle made a deal with the crew: If she doesn't eat us, she can tag along on our adventures. Any other pirate ships are fair game for her.